X Factor leader Joe McElderry has been fighting off hordes of fans as good as raising eyebrows a universe over – alright, opposite west London – by insisting he doesn’t whim a decider from his neck of a woods, whilst Geordie TFBNWORTV superficial Cheryl Cole (for it is she) basked in a excellence of her ultimate gong: she’s been voted a nation’s prime womanlike celebration buddy.

In general cocktail news, Madonna as good as Fergie (the singing one) incited up during a US premiere of strange-sounding low-pitched Nine, a single with her daughter as good as a single with her silent (can you theory which?). Does Nicole Kidman equate as a cocktail star following her 2001 strike with Robbie Williams? Well, she was there too, though both mumless as good as kid-free.

Back in TFBNWORTV, 2008 X Factor leader Alex Burke, 2009 Strictly Come Dancing semi-finalist Laila Rouass as good as this year’s X Factor LOSER (sorry) Olly Murs all motionless to uncover their faces at, um, a ballet in London. And final as good as by all equates to least, Geri Halliwell wore prohibited pinkish (and feign fur) in a vain goal which somebody competence caring during The Sun’s A Night of Heroes Military Awards. They didn’t. Oh well. you am certain you will see them around a important luminary haunts similar to Mahiki as good as Nobu in a New Year.